Many of these hypothetical Chicagoan Olympics that our readers suggest would have to be scheduled in the winter:
- Dibs
- Navigate Lower Wacker Drive
- “Skitching” in the snowy streets
- Race from the Red Line at Jackson through the tunnel to catch the Blue Line
- Double Dutch
- Parallel park on ice followed by the curb snow slush high jump
- Speed horn-honking when lights turn green
- 16-inch softball
- Ride the L without holding the handrail
- Malörting
- Chicago hot dog-eating contest.
- Name as many grocers as you can in five seconds without putting “the” in front of Jewel
