Bands split up for all kinds of reasons: professional jealousy, money, stolen girlfriends, exhaustion, creative cul de sacs and just plain I-hate-your-stupid-face-and-I-can’t-do-this-anymore rage.
But stuffed animals?
According to the first official interview Noel Gallagher did promoting his shock Oasis reunion with brother Liam, the famously battling siblings broke up the band 15 years ago over a lovey. Oasis superfan Steve Sheward ran into Noel at the Stone Island Shop in London on Thursday (August 29) and while their meet cute didn’t exactly turn into what he said was his boyhood dream of walking into a pub for a pint with the Gallagher bros, it actually was way better than that.
“Trumped that with my children making memories and just hope I can get tickets next year,” Sheward wrote on X alongside a series of snaps with a smiling Noel, as well as a video of one of his sons laying the interview hammer on the band’s songwriter in search of the real reason he and Liam couldn’t work together anymore. After introducing his four children to Noel by saying “this is dad’s legendary band!” Sheward’s kids got right to work.
His daughter asks, “Wait, is he getting back with his brother?” When Noel answers “yeah” about the 17 UK shows the group announced earlier this week, one of the other boys has a very pressing query.
“Why did you fall out with your brother?” he wonders. Noel, being Noel, deadpans, “‘Cause he stole my teddy bear.” The kids and their dad have a good laugh at that cheeky response.
Smelling a rat, the boy says, “You’re lying!” Noel swears it’s true, doubling down and explaining, “I’m not lying. He stole it in 1978.” One of the other kids isn’t having it, as Sheward’s son, holding a Winnie the Pooh teddy bear, walks away while blurting a perfect approximation of Gallagher attitude, “You’re a fake. See ya!”
The kids are then seen strolling with Gallagher outside the shop as they ask if the black Rolls Royce across the street is his car. Of course the luxury ride is, with Gallagher jokingly asking the youngster if he has his license. As Sheward writes of Gallagher in his post, “A true gentleman in scholar.”
Oasis will play their first shows since 2009 next summer as part of their Oasis Live ’25 world tour, though so far only the dates in England and Ireland have been announced. So far only the Gallaghers have been confirmed for the shows, with the rest of the band lineup not yet announced and other dates around the world promised but not yet formally unveiled.
Tickets for the shows will go on sale to the general public on Saturday (August 31).
See Sheward’s post below.